You know you are a Teacher when… Someone asks you how many kids you have and you say „20”
Here are some funny school jokes to make your day: 🙂
Back to School
„The summer holiday was over and young Jack returned to school.
Only two days later his teacher phoned his mother to tell her that Jack was misbehaving.
‘Wait a minute,’ mother said. ‘I had Jack with me for 10 weeks and I never called you once when he misbehaved.”
School Learning
Mary comes home from her first day at school. Mother asks, ‘What did you learn today?’
She replies, ‘Not enough. I have to go back tomorrow.’
Mum: How did you find school today?
Youngster: I simply hopped off the bus – and there it was.
New Teacher
Mia: I think we need a new teacher.
Mum: Why is that?
Mia: Our teacher doesn’t know anything, she keeps asking us for the answers.
Teacher: Brett, your essay on ‘My Dog’ is exactly the same as your sister’s. Did you copy her?
Brett: No Miss; it’s the same dog. :))
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